Scaramucci Schedules Bitcoin's Next Bull Run for Q4 2026 (It's in His Outlook Calendar, Not His Meme Folder)

Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci, SkyBridge Capital founder and Bitcoin’s resident hype-man, has informed The Wolf of All Streets that the crypto market’s sacred four-year cycle is still very much a thing. He casually swatted away bearish takes from the likes of Tom Lee, Cathie Wood, and Arthur Hayes like they were bothersome flies, doubling down that the cycle will engine a proper rally starting in Q4 2026.

Dismissing the current price action as just a “garden-variety correction,” Scaramucci noted that the relentless institutional buying via BlackRock and Fidelity's spot ETFs has put a soft floor under the market. However, he conceded that diamond-handed bagholders and miners finally cashing out near the mythical $100K peak have made the charts look like a heart rate monitor. “When you believe in something, you create a self-fulfilling prophecy,” he mused, possibly while staring at a Lamborghini catalog.

He further suggested the market is “getting close to the bottom,” framing the prevailing extreme fear as a prime discount shopping event for degens. Beyond the halving’s built-in code of honor, Scaramucci pointed to the CLARITY Act, the slow march of real-world asset tokenization, stablecoin adoption, and banks finally figuring out custody as other rocket fuel canisters. His long-term price target remains a cool $1 million per BTC, and he confirmed SkyBridge is still happily buying the dip, because of course they are.

In a stark reminder that Bitcoin doesn’t trade in a vacuum, the price is currently wobbling around $68,600. This follows former President Donald Trump threatening to turn Iranian power plants into parking lots unless the Strait of Hormuz reopened within 48 hours. Iran, not one to back down, promised to close the strait and take aim at regional energy infrastructure. This geopolitical slap-fight has added some fresh selling pressure, with BTC dutifully following US equity markets lower as everyone remembers the Fed exists. Over the past day, Bitcoin touched a low of $67,372, a high of $69,346, and saw trading volume jump 13%.

The bottom line: Scaramucci is booking the next mega pump for a late-2026 release, while in the short term, price continues to be jerked around by global tensions and the market's lingering PTSD.