Bond Yields Smash 5%: Is Bitcoin Ready to Go Full Nakamoto?

Cointelegraph lobs a single, spicy grenade into the crypto group chat: what's the play for Bitcoin if U.S. Treasury yields moon past the 5% mark? The article essentially asks degens to ponder the impact of boomer-bond drama on our favorite digital orange coin, serving up the question neat with no speculative chaser or extra data—just pure, unadulterated thought experiment, the kind that usually precedes a 3 AM Twitter thread.