Saylor Was Right: Analyst Says Stack Those Sats as Bitcoin Eyes $190K

Crypto analyst Minga has fired up the degen calculators, predicting Bitcoin could rocket past $120,000 and flirt with a jaw-dropping $190,000 in the next bull run. The hot take? We’re nearing the macro bottom—so unless you enjoy FOMO tears, now might be a fine time to start stacking sats like your future self owes you a Lambo.

In a now-viral X post that’s somehow both a market analysis and a psychological warfare tactic against weak hands, Minga declared that Bitcoin is cruising into its favorite neighborhood—the macro bottom zone—where every dip transforms into a “buy and hold until retirement” opportunity for those brave enough to ignore CNBC’s doom scrolls.

Minga casually dropped that $BTC might dip as low as $58,900 to $54,500 this cycle, which, in crypto years, is basically a clearance sale at the world’s most volatile department store. He flagged this range as prime real estate for spot buying—because nothing says “value” like watching your portfolio bleed red for 18 months before mooning.

He didn’t stop there. In true maximalist fashion, Minga admitted a nuclear scenario could send Bitcoin plunging to $37,000—a level he’s already christened the “max-pain floor,” where paper hands get flushed and true believers start setting up shop with shopping carts. The strategy? Don’t YOLO your life savings in one go; instead, dollar-cost average like you’re feeding a slot machine that occasionally pays out Lambos.

And oh, if we do hit $37,000? Minga’s calling it a generational bottom—the kind of rock-bottom price that makes your grandchildren ask, “Wait, you mean you didn’t buy Bitcoin at $37K?” It’s not just a buy zone; it’s a historical obligation for anyone who owns a wallet and a pulse.

Meanwhile, Minga’s exit strategy involves eyeing $194,742 like a hawk circling roadkill—because while $190K sounds like sci-fi, that level could be where he starts offloading a serious chunk of his spot holdings. Hitting that number would shatter Bitcoin’s current all-time high of $126,000 like it was made of expired NFTs.

Of course, he’s not etching this into stone tablets—just yet. Minga emphasized that profit-taking plans are fluid, subject to change based on how Bitcoin behaves when it inevitably starts doing its best impression of a SpaceX launch. Markets have a habit of trolling even the best-laid spreadsheets.

In a separate but equally spicy analysis, crypto sleuth Ali Martinez mapped out two key accumulation zones, drawing from the sacred texts of past bear markets—specifically, the 40%-50% corrections that follow the legendary crossover of the 50 and 200 SMAs, a technical signal so reliable it practically comes with a gong.

The first zone? $40,000—representing a “mere” 30% drop from current levels, which in crypto is like getting mugged but still keeping your AirPods. The second, more apocalyptic target sits at $30,000, a full 50% haircut that would make even Michael Saylor pause mid-sip of his Bitcoin-infused kombucha.

Martinez pointed out that historically, this pattern—the SMA crossover followed by a final gut-wrenching drop—has preceded every generational bottom. It’s not just a dip; it’s the market’s way of asking, “How badly do