Spooky Wallet Energy: Mystery 'Trump Insider' Whale Adds Another $109M Short Position, Markets Nervous

A mysterious wallet with a suspiciously perfect 100% win rate has opened a $109 million short position on Bitcoin and Ethereum, and the crypto community is doing what it does best: panicking on X while doom-scrolling for alpha.

The wallet, tracked on Hyperliquid, has accumulated quite the reputation. It's currently short 1,000 Bitcoin worth $67 million at an entry price of $67,992, along with 20,000 Ethereum worth $41.2 million at $2,131. Combined unrealized gains sit at roughly $2.3 million, because apparently this trader doesn't believe in losing. Or taxes. Or having a bad day.

With over 200 trades and zero losses on record, the blockchain detectives have their tinfoil hats on. Arkham Intelligence has labeled the mysterious trader a "Trump insider whale," though no concrete proof links the wallet to anyone in particular. The crypto Twitter sleuths, however, have made it their personal mission to find out who keeps printing money while the rest of us get rekt, and frankly, their Discord is more active than most altcoin communities.

This isn't this whale's first rodeo. Before Trump's announcement of 100% tariffs on Chinese imports, the wallet opened over $1.1 billion in shorts on Bitcoin and Ethereum. The resulting crash netted an estimated $160-200 million. The same wizardry predicted the Iran conflict, pulling in another $75 million in profit. At this point, calling it luck would be like saying Satoshi was just really good at guessing lottery numbers.

Now, the timing is once again raising eyebrows. On April 2, Trump delivered a primetime address warning of strikes on Iranian bridges and power plants in the next two to three weeks. Bitcoin