One Token to Rule Them All: Hayes Buys HYPE, Dumps the Rest

BitMEX co-founder Arthur Hayes has apparently decided that diversification is for people who haven't been around long enough to get rekt. The OG exchange veteran put the rest of his portfolio on blast, declaring Hyperliquid's $HYPE the only token his team is actively buying right now—because why bother with the 8,000 other shitcoins when you can just go all-in on the one that makes your portfolio look like a degen's fever dream? Meanwhile, two other crypto assets are getting the axe faster than a mid-level manager at a corporate restructuring. Hayes is selling them. The mystery is almost as compelling as the plot of a Netflix show nobody asked for—which two coins are making their way to the exit remains a secret, but if Hayes is dumping them, maybe don't ask questions, just quietly check your own bags and pretend you knew all along.