Meme Coin Crew Comes Crawling Back as BTC Flexes Past $71k

Dogecoin, Shiba Inu, and Pepe Coin collectively remembered what green looked like on Wednesday, apparently feeling left out of the party after Bitcoin decided to flex above the $71k mark and remind everyone who's actually carrying this industry on its back. The meme coin trio's sudden enthusiasm sent altcoin Twitter into a brief spasm of hopium, because nothing screams "crypto winter is over" quite like watching DOGE and friends desperately try to stay relevant for five minutes while BTC does literally anything. Welcome back, degenerates — we've missed your perfectly timed pump-and-dumps.