Kevin Warsh's Portfolio Has $100M+ and Exactly One Gap: The Part Where He Tells You What His Crypto Is Worth

Kevin Warsh, Trump's pick to chair the Federal Reserve, has finally revealed his financial hand ahead of his Senate Banking Committee confirmation hearing—and honestly, it's more dramatic than most DeFi protocol launches. The prospective Fed chair disclosed Excepted Investment Funds (EIFs) in Compound, Dapper Labs, and Kinetic, while also holding stakes in AI ventures Delphi, Conversion, Factory, and Glue. His total assets exceed $100 million, which is either impressive portfolio diversification or a very expensive reminder that Fed governors need disclosure lawyers.

Here's the twist: none of those crypto and AI investments include a value range. Zilch. Nada. Just vibes, apparently. According to Reuters, it's unclear why the values were omitted. That said, ethics rules don't require reporting for assets under $1,000—so either these holdings are dust, or someone simply forgot the memo on disclosure basics. We'd say "rogue checkbox," but that joke doesn't land when you're dealing with Senate confirmations.

Among the slightly more concrete figures: over $50 million parked in the Juggernaut Fund and over $10 million in consulting fees from Duquesne Family Office, Stanley Druckenmiller's investment firm. The man has opinions, apparently, and they're worth a fortune. Unlike whatever his crypto allocation is worth. Because that number remains a beautiful mystery, much like the next Bitcoin ETF approval date.

Trump announced Warsh as his Fed chair pick in January but only formally advanced his name to the Senate in March, following continued threats to oust Jerome Powell. Powell's term ends May 15, but no hearing date has been publicly announced—though reports suggest a vote could come as early as next week. For those keeping score at home: that's a lot of runway for market participants to place their bets, or as we call it in crypto, Tuesday.

Meanwhile, Trump has yet to nominate additional commissioners for the SEC or CFTC, both of which are