No Dice: Bitcoin Miners Can't Mine Articles Out of Thin Air

Well, this is awkward. Someone clearly hit copy-paste but forgot the actual paste part. We've got a spiffy headline sitting here looking lonely, while the body of this article is off somewhere sipping margaritas and not doing its job. The blockchain of journalism is missing its data layer—call it a 51% attention attack on the editor's brain. Toss us the real meat of the story and we'll hash out something worthy of your hash rate. As things stand, we're basically trying to mine Bitcoin with a plastic spoon.