Diamond Hands Don't Sleep: Saylor Flashes 'Think ₿igger' While Iran Talks Go Nuclear and BTC Takes a $71.5K Detour

Michael Saylor just dropped "Think ₿igger" on X, complete with his beloved Orange Dots chart flexing Strategy's (née MicroStrategy) BTC shopping spree receipts. Classic Saylor—because when Bitcoin dips below $71,500, the only logical response is more Bitcoin. The man treats price action like background noise at a meditation retreat.

The diplomatic theatre didn't help. US-Iran peace negotiations in Islamabad—their first real tête-à-tête in decades—crashed harder than a testnet launch. Nuclear obligations and control of the Strait of Hormuz turned into the crypto equivalent of "my way or the highway." Iran called America's Strait demands "excessive," which is diplomatic speak for "nice try, boomer."

When the Strait of Hormuz gets mentioned, trad-fi types start sweating. That waterway moves about one-fifth of the world's oil supply, so watching diplomacy stall while the US runs minesweeping drills and flexes naval assets is basically the financial equivalent of watching your Uber driver take the scenic route during a gas shortage. Risk appetite went to therapy and emerged with abandonment issues.

Meanwhile, Saylor's watching the chaos unfold like someone peacefully stacking sats while the neighbors argue about fence placements. Strategy's Bitcoin treasury sits at a comfy $54.84 billion, and last week they casually added another $330 million in BTC—also shortly after posting those Orange Dots. They did break a 13-week purchasing streak in late March, but with a $42 billion ATM facility and ongoing STRC fundraising operations, another buying