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Let me identify the paragraphs:

First paragraph: TapTools announcement about winding down, reasons, quote
Second paragraph: TapTools open to acquisition, then "Hoskinson reacts" header
Third paragraph: Hoskinson's description of TapTools being part of routine, video, warnings
Fourth paragraph: Hoskinson on "wave of failures" and ecosystem pressure
Fifth paragraph: Hoskinson on supporting ecosystem through proposals, acquisitions, resistance
Sixth paragraph: Hoskinson on lack of control over funding, ADA price
Seventh paragraph: Disclaimer

Let me count again more carefully:

Para 1: "TapTools, which provides analytics..." through "...Right now, we do not believe we can.'"

Para 2: "Despite the planned wind-down..." through "Hoskinson reacts"

Para 3: "Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson described TapTools as part of his daily routine..." through "...could occur in the second half of the year."

Para 4: "According to Hoskinson, some older projects are no longer in an investable state..." through "...governance mechanisms and treasury allocations."

Para 5: "Cardano's ADA token was trading at $0.22..." through "...Here are our current financial disclosures."

Para 6: Copyright/disclaimer

Let me rewrite each paragraph, keeping facts exact, adding light dry humor where natural, and avoiding corporate PR language.

Para 1: TapTools winds down due to co-founder departures, economics. Quote stays exact.

Para 2: Open to acquisition. Brief.

Para 3: Hoskinson reaction, daily routine, video, earlier warnings.

Para 4: "Wave of failures" quote, second half, more closures, DeFi shutdowns, consolidation.

Para 5: Supporting via proposals, Nami and Blockfrost acquisitions, resistance, treasury proposals stalled.

Para 6: ADA price $0.22, down 3.73%, disclaimer.

Para 7: Copyright.

Let me draft the title - max 12 words. Something like: "Hoskinson warns of 'wave of failures' after TapTools wind-down"

Now let me rewrite with light dry crypto-native humor where it fits naturally.

Let me draft:

TITLE:

Hoskinson warns of 'wave of failures' after TapTools wind-down

ARTICLE:

TapTools, which provides analytics, API services and infrastructure for the Cardano ecosystem, announced Tuesday that it will begin winding down operations over the next two weeks. The platform said the closure follows the departure of two cofounders, including its CTO and COO, earlier this year, as well as the subsequent exit of a backend developer who had stepped into the CTO role. TapTools did not disclose revenue or financial results. The company said the economics of operating a large-scale ecosystem platform had become increasingly difficult, citing infrastructure, development, and support expenses. "The question is not whether we want to continue," the team wrote. "The question is whether we can responsibly commit to the future under the current circumstances. Right now, we do not believe we can."

Despite the planned wind-down, TapTools said it remains open to acquisition discussions or alternative arrangements that could provide the resources needed to continue operating sustainably.

Hoskinson reacts

Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson described TapTools as part of his daily routine and said the platform's departure reflects broader pressures facing projects across the ecosystem. In a video posted on X, Hoskinson said he had warned earlier this year that weak market conditions would place increasing pressure on ecosystem participants. He cautioned that he expects "a wave of failures" and added that more project closures, decentralized finance shutdowns and consolidation could occur in the second half of the year.

According to Hoskinson, some older projects are no longer in an investable state, while resources available to support struggling ventures remain limited. Hoskinson said he has attempted to support ecosystem development through proposals aimed at providing additional resources to projects, as well as through acquisitions of businesses such as Nami and Blockfrost. He argued that efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members, while broader proposals involving treasury resources have not advanced. Hoskinson also said that he lacks direct control over ecosystem funding decisions, governance mechanisms and treasury allocations.

Cardano's ADA token was trading at $0.22 early Wednesday, down 3.73% over the past 24 hours, according to The Block's ADA price page.

Disclaimer: The Block is an independent media outlet that delivers news, research, and data. As of November 2023, Foresight Ventures is a majority investor of The Block. Foresight Ventures invests in other companies in the crypto space. Crypto exchange Bitget is an anchor LP for Foresight Ventures. The Block continues to operate independently to deliver objective, impactful, and timely information about the crypto industry. Here are our current financial disclosures.

Now let me add light dry humor where it fits naturally. The text is mostly serious news, so I shouldn't force it. Maybe a small touch somewhere.

Let me look for places to add a tiny bit of humor without forcing it...

"The question is not whether we want to continue" - this is already a bit wry.

Maybe in the Hoskinson section: "He argued that efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members" - could add a touch like "(community members, ever the allies)" but that might be forced.

Or perhaps: "some older projects are no longer in an investable state" - this is a nice way of saying they're zombies.

Let me try one tiny addition that's natural:

Para 5: "...He argued that efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members..." - could say "from community members, because of course they did" but that might be too much.

Actually, I should be careful not to overdo it. Let me just do light polishing and maybe add one small wry note.

How about: "TapTools did not disclose revenue or financial results" - leave alone since it's factual.

Let me add one small touch: in para 3, where it says he "described TapTools as part of his daily routine" - maybe "part of his daily routine, like coffee, but with more dashboards."

Actually, that might be forced. Let me try a different approach - keep it minimal and just clean up the prose.

Looking again, I think the article is largely already clean. Let me do minor edits:

Para 1: The phrase "Here are our current financial disclosures ." has an extra space before the period - fix that.

Para 2: Just keep as is.

Para 3: Good as is.

Para 4: Good as is.

Para 5: The ADA price paragraph - good.

Para 6: Disclaimer - clean up formatting.

Let me think about the title - "Hoskinson warns of 'wave of failures' after TapTools wind-down" - that's 9 words including "of" - good.

Actually, the original title is "Cardano's Charles Hoskinson warns of 'wave of failures' after TapTools wind-down" - 12 words. I need to trim. Let me count: Cardano's(1) Charles(2) Hoskinson(3) warns(4) of(5) 'wave(6) of(7) failures'(8) after(9) TapTools(10) wind-down(11) - that's 11 words. Close to max.

My version: "Hoskinson warns of 'wave of failures' after TapTools wind-down" - 9 words. Good.

Now for humor, let me try adding one subtle thing. Looking at the article:

"The question is not whether we want to continue," the team wrote. "The question is whether we can responsibly commit to the future under the current circumstances. Right now, we do not believe we can."

This is already a bit of dry corporate-speak turned existential. I could add a tiny touch but it might be fine as is.

Let me try in para 4: "According to Hoskinson, some older projects are no longer in an investable state" - I could add "—or, as the kids say, zombies." But that's too much.

Let me try in para 5: "...efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members" - could add "—resistance, because nothing says 'decentralization' like telling the founder no."

Hmm, I think one subtle touch is enough. Let me add something in the TapTools section:

"The company said the economics of operating a large-scale ecosystem platform had become increasingly difficult, citing infrastructure, development, and support expenses."

Could become: "The company said the economics of operating a large-scale ecosystem platform had become increasingly difficult—surprise of the year—citing infrastructure, development, and support expenses."

But that might be forced. Let me skip forced humor and just do light polish.

Actually, the instruction says "Include light, dry crypto-native humor; do NOT force it." So if it doesn't fit naturally, I should skip it. Let me see if there's a natural spot...

In para 3: "Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson described TapTools as part of his daily routine" - I could add a small joke like "described TapTools as part of his daily routine, right up there with coffee and existential dread."

Hmm, that's a bit too much. Let me try: "described TapTools as part of his daily routine, somewhere between caffeine and checking charts."

Still might be forced. Let me just keep it clean and maybe add one subtle bit.

Actually, I think the best approach is to add humor in places where the original is already a bit wry, or where a small natural touch fits. Let me look at the wind-down quote - it's already dry.

Let me add one small thing in the title context or in a specific spot. Actually, since the title itself has "wave of failures" which is somewhat dramatic, the article should be measured.

Let me finalize without forced humor, just clean polishing. The instructions say "do NOT force it" - so better to skip than force.

Wait, the instructions say "Include light, dry crypto-native humor" - this is an instruction to include it. But also "do NOT force it." So I should include it if natural.

Let me try once more for a natural spot:

Para 3: "He cautioned that he expects 'a wave of failures' and added that more project closures, decentralized finance shutdowns and consolidation could occur in the second half of the year."

Could add: "...consolidation could occur in the second half of the year. The bull case remains elusive."

That's a bit of a stretch. Let me try:

Para 5: "...while broader proposals involving treasury resources have not advanced."

Could add: "...have not advanced. Bureaucracy, but on-chain."

Too forced. Let me try a different angle - the article mentions "decentralized finance shutdowns" - could joke about that term being an oxymoron in shutdown context.

Actually, I'll add a very subtle, dry note. In para 4:

"He argued that efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members, while broader proposals involving treasury resources have not advanced."

Could become: "He argued that efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members—go figure—while broader proposals involving treasury resources have not advanced."

Or in para 3:

"In a video posted on X, Hoskinson said he had warned earlier this year that weak market conditions would place increasing pressure on ecosystem participants."

This is fine as is.

Let me just commit to one subtle addition. I'll add a small crypto-native touch in the paragraph about "wave of failures":

"He cautioned that he expects 'a wave of failures' and added that more project closures, decentralized finance shutdowns and consolidation could occur in the second half of the year. According to Hoskinson..."

Actually, let me add this small touch: where it says "some older projects are no longer in an investable state" - this is a nice euphemism. I could leave it as is since it's already a dry corporate way of saying things.

Okay, I'll add one small touch. In the final paragraph about the disclaimer, I could add something but that might be inappropriate.

Let me add one line about the resistance from community members:

"He argued that efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members"

Becomes: "He argued that efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members—a familiar story in these parts."

Or simpler: "...faced resistance from community members, which is apparently the cost of doing business."

I think the cleanest addition would be: "...faced resistance from community members (because decentralization, it turns out, cuts both ways)."

Hmm, that's a bit much. Let me try: "...faced resistance from community members. Governance is hard."

That's a classic dry crypto joke. Let me check if it fits.

Actually, let me just add a small parenthetical dry joke. Looking at the whole article, I think one well-placed touch is enough. Let me add it in the section about the wave of failures:

"He cautioned that he expects 'a wave of failures' and added that more project closures, decentralized finance shutdowns and consolidation could occur in the second half of the year."

This is a quote, so I shouldn't modify it. The instructions say "Keep all facts, numbers, quotes, timelines EXACTLY as stated." So I can't modify the quote.

Let me look for a non-quote spot:

Para 3: "Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson described TapTools as part of his daily routine and said the platform's departure reflects broader pressures facing projects across the ecosystem."

Could become: "Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson described TapTools as part of his daily routine—somewhere between coffee and checking charts—and said..."

That's natural and light.

Para 4: "According to Hoskinson, some older projects are no longer in an investable state, while resources available to support struggling ventures remain limited."

Could become: "According to Hoskinson, some older projects are no longer in an investable state (translation: zombies), while resources available to support struggling ventures remain limited."

The parenthetical adds a touch of dry humor. "Translation: zombies" is a crypto-native joke.

I'll go with the "zombies" addition. Let me finalize.

Actually, let me reconsider. The instructions say "Avoid corporate PR language" and "Include light, dry crypto-native humor; do NOT force it." The original is already quite factual and clean. Adding "translation: zombies" might be too cute.

Let me try one more approach: add the humor in the part about the quote from TapTools. The quote is:

I could add a line after this like: "In other words: the runway ran out."

That's a natural dry crypto-native touch. "Runway" is a finance/crypto term. Let me add that.

Actually, "the runway ran out" might be too punny. Let me just do a simple edit.

You know what, let me just polish the prose without forcing humor. The article is already quite clean. The instructions allow for minor edits if the source is already clean. But they also say to include light humor. So let me add one subtle touch.

Final plan:

Add a small parenthetical in para 3 about "daily routine"
Add a small touch in para 4 about the wave of failures or the zombies

Let me write the final version:

TITLE:

Hoskinson warns of 'wave of failures' after TapTools wind-down

ARTICLE:

Despite the planned wind-down, TapTools said it remains open to acquisition discussions or alternative arrangements that could provide the resources needed to continue operating sustainably.

Hoskinson reacts

According to Hoskinson, some older projects are no longer in an investable state—zombies, in the parlance of the space—while resources available to support struggling ventures remain limited. Hoskinson said he has attempted to support ecosystem development through proposals aimed at providing additional resources to projects, as well as through acquisitions of businesses such as Nami and Blockfrost. He argued that efforts to commercialize acquired projects have faced resistance from community members, while broader proposals involving treasury resources have not advanced. Hoskinson also said that he lacks direct control over ecosystem funding decisions, governance mechanisms and treasury allocations.

Cardano's ADA token was trading at $0.22 early Wednesday, down 3.73% over the past 24 hours, according to The Block's ADA price page.

Wait, I need to reconsider. The original has a specific paragraph structure. Let me count paragraphs again carefully:

Original paragraphs:

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